We'd had a few drinks after work one Friday when a small group of American tourists came in. There were three girls and a guy, we soon got talking to them.
This was shortly before Star Wars Episode One came out, we'd seen a pirated copy and were generally talking it down for the rubbish it is.
American guy: "Hey, you guys can't have seen it. It's not out over here yet."
TS: Very drunk by now "We saw it on pirate, you smug Yankee bastard."
If you think that's bad form, TS then went up to him, sniffed loudly and said: "Mmmm, mmm. Smells like apple pie."
Come to London, the locals are real friendly.
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