Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Annoying contractor returns

AH: "Morning G, welcome back."
GG: winking "A! Looking gooooood, have you lost weight?"

Peacock

CN: "I like the way TS struts."

..and she's single now. Better watch out TS.

Friday, March 23, 2007

John's your uncle

GC: "You're all dressed in grey today. You look just like Bob Major."

TS: "Who? Who's Bob Major."

GC: "errrr……………..got to go……very busy."

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Dumb and dumber

Whilst filling out an induction form for the 183 building, AN decides to copy the information from another person's form.

2 minutes later he realises that at the line where he should write his name he has written the other person's name (TS).

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Freak weather

SA: "You had snow?"
SH: "Yeah."
SA: "What, on the ground?"

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Topper

EO: "When I had the kebab shop, the arm wrestling world champion came into the shop and I beat him."