Thursday, September 20, 2007

Keep digging

Trying to reassure NJ.

CN: "No seriously, that dress is lovely."


CN: "It shows off all your bits."


CN: "It's clinging on for dear life."

Must run in the family

GC: "I saw my brother's and it's quite small."

Wednesday, September 19, 2007


MG: "What kind of satellite coverage do they get in Kilifi?"
PS: "I think you'll find satellite coverage is worldwide."
MB: "Yeah, they can get Sky."

Tuesday, September 18, 2007


An agency contacts GC about a possible contractor and describes the guys best quality as:

"Geeky on the inside, smooth on the outside."

Monday, September 10, 2007


TS visits an analyst, DL, who is working with two monitors, remote controlling a customers PC.

A desktop picture is of three girls in a restaurant.

TS: pointing to each girl in turn "Would, Would, Wouldn't!"

DL: "Err, do you mind, that girl just happens to be my girlfriend!"

The penny drops as TS realises he's looking at the local PC's desktop.

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Marching on

Talking about NJ's preference for men with deep tans.

AN: "If you like orange men, you should go to Belfast on 12th July."
NJ: "Why?"
AN: "For the march of the Orange-men."
NJ: "Is that a gay parade?"

Thursday, August 16, 2007


GC: "The sys dev team went running last week, they are getting fitter."

JH: "So you're going running today to keep up?"

GC: "Yes, need to keep fit. I'm worried if it came to a fight who would win, SysDev against CS."

JH: "Yep, we'd have a battle."

GC: "CS against Ops?"

JH: "Well, I know the outcome of that one - we would...lick...their...arses."

GC: shocked pause

JH: "...well, not literally."

Friday, August 10, 2007


CN details her previous work experience.

GH: "Why did you extend your contract?"

CN: "Well it keeps me off the streets."


Whilst listening to loud music outside the British Library.

GC: "They won't appreciate that in the library while they're trying to write their thesaurus…"