Keep digging

Trying to reassure NJ.

CN: "No seriously, that dress is lovely."

pause

CN: "It shows off all your bits."

pause

CN: "It's clinging on for dear life."

Must run in the family

GC: "I saw my brother's and it's quite small."

Coverage

MG: "What kind of satellite coverage do they get in Kilifi?"
PS: "I think you'll find satellite coverage is worldwide."
MB: "Yeah, they can get Sky."

Recruitment

An agency contacts GC about a possible contractor and describes the guys best quality as:

"Geeky on the inside, smooth on the outside."

Rating

TS visits an analyst, DL, who is working with two monitors, remote controlling a customers PC.

A desktop picture is of three girls in a restaurant.

TS: pointing to each girl in turn "Would, Would, Wouldn't!"

DL: "Err, do you mind, that girl just happens to be my girlfriend!"

The penny drops as TS realises he's looking at the local PC's desktop.

Marching on

Talking about NJ's preference for men with deep tans.

AN: "If you like orange men, you should go to Belfast on 12th July."
NJ: "Why?"
AN: "For the march of the Orange-men."
NJ: "Is that a gay parade?"