Recruitment

An agency contacts GC about a possible contractor and describes the guys best quality as:

"Geeky on the inside, smooth on the outside."

Interview technique

Ben Shephard of GMTV, speaking to a family who are all blind for one reason or another, all sitting on the GMTV sofa with their guide dogs:

"Well, the dogs seem more excited than you lot to see themselves on TV"

Teechair's Pet II

Latest one from AH's daugther's school reading diary:
"KH wasn't sure of her sight words but tryed really hard"

Teechair's Pet

From AH's daughter's school reading diary, written by the student teacher:
"KH read well, didn't change her book because she doesn't no all her sight words."

What does that mean?

This happened about 10 years ago.
At the time MK was a woman of about 60 and weighed about 22 stone (300 pounds.

MK: To the whole office one Monday morning. "I had a 'phone call last night. I didn't recognise the voice but he said: 'Do you like anal sex?'. Well, I didn't know what he meant so I asked him to explain. It was very rude but I learned three new words for penis."