Mwaaa

Two guys having a chat in the office:

DB: "Stop being so homophobic."

GC: "I'm not homophobic. I like being kissed..."

Snack attack

TS: "Let's have some of your healthy food?"

DB: "Sure, help yourself."

TS: "Hmm, actually, I'm not so sure. With your personal hygiene I may catch something by putting your nuts in my mouth."