Hands off

TC: "Don't go down my drawers without asking me."

Snatch Attack

AH: "I've got Snatch Attack, would you like to see it?"
TC: "Err, no thanks."

Disappointingly, Snatch Attack turned out to be a game on her new mobile phone.

Horror-scope

TC reads a lot of trashy papers and magazines, like Hello, OK and The Sun.

 

TC: "Well the pills don't agree with me, I'm getting pins and needles in my arms. I've printed out the list of possible side effects and I'm going to see the occupational nurse."

 

SW: "The occupational nurse? Aren't you better off reading your star sign in the Sun to find out what's wrong?"