Freak weather

SA: "You had snow?"
SH: "Yeah."
SA: "What, on the ground?"

Tug of love

Talking about DFS Migration

SA: "How can we compare and pull off the information on permissions?"

"We bought a tool last year to pull off information."

"GH, do you have a tool we can use for pulling off?"

GH eyes closed, contented smile.

Try something new

AH: "SA, is everything sorted out with the Image system now?"

SA: "Yes, but I'd still like to touch wood."

Is she doing this on purpose?

SA: "Will you mention that new feature in the Monday Buzz meeting?"

GC: "If I remember."

SA: "Well if you don't I'll jerk you."

Plums, bananas or cumquats?

SA: "You may want me to but, I'm not going to lick your fruit."

Fancy a change?

CO'G: "SA? Is that a man or woman?"

What a relief

SA: "We will have a contractor in the office for the next two weeks. He will be relieving GE".

ALL: Laughter

SA: Trying to rescue the situation "I should actually say he will be backfilling GE."

ALL: Hysterical laughter

GE: "I do not want to be relieved or backfilled!"