Keep digging

Trying to reassure NJ.

CN: "No seriously, that dress is lovely."

pause

CN: "It shows off all your bits."

pause

CN: "It's clinging on for dear life."

Must run in the family

GC: "I saw my brother's and it's quite small."

Coverage

MG: "What kind of satellite coverage do they get in Kilifi?"
PS: "I think you'll find satellite coverage is worldwide."
MB: "Yeah, they can get Sky."

Recruitment

An agency contacts GC about a possible contractor and describes the guys best quality as:

"Geeky on the inside, smooth on the outside."

Rating

TS visits an analyst, DL, who is working with two monitors, remote controlling a customers PC.

A desktop picture is of three girls in a restaurant.

TS: pointing to each girl in turn "Would, Would, Wouldn't!"

DL: "Err, do you mind, that girl just happens to be my girlfriend!"

The penny drops as TS realises he's looking at the local PC's desktop.

Marching on

Talking about NJ's preference for men with deep tans.

AN: "If you like orange men, you should go to Belfast on 12th July."
NJ: "Why?"
AN: "For the march of the Orange-men."
NJ: "Is that a gay parade?"

Competing

GC: "The sys dev team went running last week, they are getting fitter."

JH: "So you're going running today to keep up?"

GC: "Yes, need to keep fit. I'm worried if it came to a fight who would win, SysDev against CS."

JH: "Yep, we'd have a battle."

GC: "CS against Ops?"

JH: "Well, I know the outcome of that one - we would...lick...their...arses."

GC: shocked pause

JH: "...well, not literally."

References

CN details her previous work experience.

GH: "Why did you extend your contract?"

CN: "Well it keeps me off the streets."

Anti-thesis

Whilst listening to loud music outside the British Library.

GC: "They won't appreciate that in the library while they're trying to write their thesaurus…"