Face to face

AH: "P, why don't you join Facebook so we can all chat online?"

PH: "I don't think my wife would be happy after what happened last time I did something like that. Three days of pleasure, three years of pain."

Default settings

AH: "Sorry, M, haven't had chance to reply to your email."
MSJ: "Don't worry, I can't remember what I asked you now, my brain resets itself every 10 days."

Topper returns

EO: "My osteopath said to me:
'E, you've not got the biggest back muscles I've ever seen. I had a trapeze artist in here once who was slightly bigger than you. But you're big.' "