Annoying contractor returns

AH: "Morning G, welcome back."
GG: winking "A! Looking gooooood, have you lost weight?"

Peacock

CN: "I like the way TS struts."

..and she's single now. Better watch out TS.

John's your uncle

GC: "You're all dressed in grey today. You look just like Bob Major."

TS: "Who? Who's Bob Major."

GC: "errrr……………..got to go……very busy."

Dumb and dumber

Whilst filling out an induction form for the 183 building, AN decides to copy the information from another person's form.

2 minutes later he realises that at the line where he should write his name he has written the other person's name (TS).

Freak weather

SA: "You had snow?"
SH: "Yeah."
SA: "What, on the ground?"

Topper

EO: "When I had the kebab shop, the arm wrestling world champion came into the shop and I beat him."