Abba

During an IT training course.

DW (male): "I can't cycle at the moment because I've torn some ligaments in my knee. I'm having an operation next week."

Trainer: "Oh, yes, that happened to my wife."

DW: "Really? Well, I bet she wasn't doing what I was doing when I did mine."

Trainer: "Oh, what were you doing"?

DW: "Pole dancing."

Trainer: "Ok, let's get back to Agresso Report Writer..."

Orientation

GC: “CN, which way shall I put it in? Face up or face down?”

Liar, liar, pants on fire

AH: "You'd have to do more than just point your hose at it..."