Plums, bananas or cumquats?

SA: "You may want me to but, I'm not going to lick your fruit."

Fancy a change?

CO'G: "SA? Is that a man or woman?"

Aww, nuts

After JL describes, in great detail, how he prepares roasted peanuts by
using spices and oils.
PC: "Oh JL, I can just imagine how juicy your nuts taste."
Deathly silence ensues.........

Chariots

AH: "So, did you beat DL at squash?"
GC: "No, but I got him in the arse a couple of times."