Snatch Attack

AH: "I've got Snatch Attack, would you like to see it?"
TC: "Err, no thanks."

Disappointingly, Snatch Attack turned out to be a game on her new mobile phone.

Oink

AN: “Speaking of pigs, my wife……………..”

Can't remember where I was going with that one but it can't have been good.

Pyjama Party

AH's daughter, KH, had two of her 5 year old friends round the other day and they were playing "sleepovers", all dressed up in pyjamas and tucked up in bed. One of the girls said:

"Let's pretend there are some boys coming over".

AH: "That's nice. Who's coming?"

"50 Cent and Eminem" she said

AH: "er…."

Poverty

Overheard on the bus today.

Opinionated American Woman: "Living above the poverty line is just as hard. I can't afford to go abroad this year."

Twiddling thumbs

PH: "To be honest, I often just make work for myself. No-one benefits from it but me"