It's what you do with it...

HA: "PC can you have a look at this for me?"

PC: "Looks to me like you have a size problem."

PC: "ha ha ha ha!"

Interview technique

Ben Shephard of GMTV, speaking to a family who are all blind for one reason or another, all sitting on the GMTV sofa with their guide dogs:

"Well, the dogs seem more excited than you lot to see themselves on TV"

Pudding

Lunch time in the staff restaurant.

PS: "Oh, they got a chocolate ring...I love a chocolate ring."
AN: "Especially doused in cream?"

A whole lot funnier if you know PS is gay.