Try something new

AH: "SA, is everything sorted out with the Image system now?"

SA: "Yes, but I'd still like to touch wood."

Hirsute

Giving her views on male genitalia.

AH: "Hairy is good."

Is she doing this on purpose?

SA: "Will you mention that new feature in the Monday Buzz meeting?"

GC: "If I remember."

SA: "Well if you don't I'll jerk you."

Why am I here?

RC: "Why do customers keep ringing me up every 5 minutes asking when their drives are going to be back up?"

GE: "Well, because that's your job."

Push

JH: "So how has your time in the new team been?"

MF: (heavily pregnant) "It's been a good experience and I've been stretched."

JH: "Well, you'll be stretched a bit more in a couple of months time!"

Agent Starling

Whilst making a joke about the prison interview scene in "Silence of the Lambs" the follwing quote was said just as the quotee came out of the lift and walked staright into the rather prim head of Systems Dev.

GC: "She makes me want to fling sperm all over her."