Tug of love

Talking about DFS Migration

SA: "How can we compare and pull off the information on permissions?"

"We bought a tool last year to pull off information."

"GH, do you have a tool we can use for pulling off?"

GH eyes closed, contented smile.

Smelly

MA was explaining the technicalities of the Unix NFS system, could not help make a note of a particular comment.

“You will need to sniff my ethereal dump.”

Toys

To SPN
AH: “Don’t be tempted to get it out and play with it while there’s no-one around.”

Woof

AH: "I'm a dog."

Clever

MSJ: "Hello, I'm working from home today and can't get into the system as my password's expired."

PC: "You need to reset your password and it needs to be made up of 8 characters."

MSJ: "OK, how about MENSA?"

PC: pause "Well that's only 5 characters."

MSJ: "Well, how about MENSA07?"

PC: pause "That's 7."

MSJ: "Oh."

Flushed

NJ: "I'm all about bowel movements."

Later that day.

NJ: "I try and go every morning, but sometimes I get the feeling I'm retaining."

Bootiful

Describing the rise and (probable) fall of Bernard Matthews

GC: "Did you know how he started out?"

S: "No."

GC: "He bought an incubator and 20 eggs, hatched them sold them… the rest is history."

S: "What? Did he just go to a supermarket and buy them then?"