Can't somebody else do it?

RC is hovering by TS's desk, anxious hand over a CD.

RC: "I'm having a lot of trouble installing this update disk. Can you help?"

TS: "OK. What kind of install is it? Does it come as an MSI or legacy setup and what kind of problems have you been having with it?"

RC: "I don't know, I haven't opened the disk yet."

Office Romance

AH: "Yeh! I got shafted by SR a couple of times."

Trannies are us

Trying to explain that he would never sleep with a man.

AN: "I would sleep with a man as long as he looked just like a woman, had breasts and a vagina."

Film Buff

GC: "Who was the baddie in Dr. No?"

AN: "Errrr….Dr No"

Adoration

AN: "In case you didn't know GC is 40 in January."
DL (guy): "Wow, he looks real good for his age."

Any Excuse

PC: "My granddaughter is coming on holiday with us this year, she gets up so early, I don't know how I'll cope."

AH: "You'll have to get in some early nights."

PC: "Mmm, I know - that's what I said to Barry."

Ensign

JHo: "I'll have to wave it in front of RG first but, I'm sure he'll say yes."

Teechair's Pet II

Latest one from AH's daugther's school reading diary:
"KH wasn't sure of her sight words but tryed really hard"

Teechair's Pet

From AH's daughter's school reading diary, written by the student teacher:
"KH read well, didn't change her book because she doesn't no all her sight words."

Howzat

HA: "I'm playing cricket next week. I field but, I prefer to bat. There is nothing more satisfying than cracking one off."